(CNN) โ A satirical petition ostensibly aiming to crowdfund a trillion dollars to allow Denmark to buy California has received more than 200,000 signatures.
โHave you ever looked at a map and thought, โYou know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates.โ Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality,โ the petition reads.
โLetโs buy California from Donald Trump! Yes, you heard that right. California could be ours, and we need your help to make it happen.โ
The petition comes after the US president expressed a renewed interest in controlling Greenland, a semi-autonomous Danish territory.
It lays out a number of reasons why Denmark would benefit from the mooted purchase of California, including improved weather, a secure supply of avocados and tech dominance.
โGaining an extra bunch of Tech bros? Great! It is what every democracy needs,โ reads the petition, which adds that Denmark will also be able to โprotect the free worldโ and rename Disneyland โHans Christian Andersenland.โ
โMickey Mouse in a Viking helmet? Yes, please,โ it adds.
All that remains is to raise the crowdfunding goal of $1 trillion, โgive or take a few billion,โ and send in โour bestest negotiators โ Lego executives and the cast of Borgen.โ
โCalifornia will become New Denmark. Los Angeles? More like Lรธs ร ngeles,โ the petition continues.
โWeโll bring hygge to Hollywood, bike lanes to Beverly Hills, and organic smรธrrebrรธd to every street corner. Rule of law, universal health care and fact based politics might apply.โ
Trump, who took office on January 20, has described US control of Greenland as an โabsolute necessity.โ
Officials in both Greenland and Denmark have come out strongly against Trumpโs desire to obtain the island โ though multiple Danish officials have told CNN they fear the president is now more serious about the idea than when he floated it in his first term.
Despite those rebuttals, the debate over Greenlandโs future has been stirred up by growing speculation over its independence movement.
In his New Yearโs speech, Greenlandโs prime minister said the island should break free from โthe shackles of colonialismโ โ though the speech did not mention the United States.
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